Once again, working at the dildo factory has shown me things I’d never otherwise see.
I received a “Happy Holidays” email from Pure Talent. Not knowing who they were or what sort of talent they represent, I clicked on http://www.pure-talent.com and perused the “Feature Entertainers.” (I realize that says “Feature” not “Featured”.)
Joy! A collection of the largest-breasted women I’ve ever seen, all in one place! AND midgets too! (No tranny midgets though, sorry everybody.)
They’re SO amazing (I’m being serious) that I have to share them with you!
What’s it like to have tits this big…
…And then be outdone by a chick with tits THIS big…?
HOW do you get a chiropractic adjustment with these? Cuz you know you’ll need one!
Ok, that just looks painful.
How do these girls stay in shape? Can you even jog with those? WHERE do you shop for jog-bras in that size?
HOW do you hug someone? Platonically.
HOW do you… see your feet?
Sleeping on your stomach is OUT of the question.
If I was a pretty midget, like Bridget the Midget, I’d totally do porn too. (Seriously. I’m not judging.) I totally dig Bridget. How adorable is she?
Little Lacie… Oh honey, this isn’t the right look for you.
This one not so much either.
This works waaaaay better Capt’n.