September 2008

So, you all remember the show “Kids Say the Darndest Things,” where crazy quotes from children were highlighted for a laugh. Well, we of the art department at Topco Sales, have our own crazy quotes. And we usually all stop and laugh together when someone says one of them. Here are a few of the gems:

“I was going to do Cameron Marshall after lunch.”

“I was going to do Cameron Marshall right now.” (The art, not the man.)

“Kay, could you come over here and hold my penis?”

“Sam misplaced his pussy.”

“Where is Barrett Blade’s cock?” “I don’t know. I had it. Now I can’t find it.”

“Oh, here it is, it’s under my desk.”

“Ok, I’ll be right there. I’m working on my tranny.”

“Pass me a penis.”

“Has anyone seen my vagina?”

“I’m getting my vaginas confused.”

“Once you go tranny you never go back.”

“Where is THAT supposed to go?”

“Quit slapping my ass.”

“Which is sexier, an anal probe or an anal explorer?”

“We can go moan and groan together.”

Everyday there is a new gem. I’ll try to keep a running list and publish another one of these soon!

So, quite possibly the strangest thing about my job is that if you’re looking at a website that isn’t porn, the boss would be like, “What are you doing, get back to work.” I realize this is the complete opposite of most people’s jobs. It has its drawbacks; I’ve seen things I’d rather not have seen, you know? Well, now that I’m blogging, I can share those things with you!

Yesterday I was doing “research” on Tranny Fetish, because I had to name a new toy, and, wow. I mean, what can I say. Wow. Those girls have dicks! Or, I guess I could say, those dudes have tits! Either way, it’s crazy. I’m happy to report that it still shocks me a bit, and why am I happy to report that you ask? Because working in the “biz” makes you numb to a lot of things that used to shock you.

In my “research” I came across the following at

Little Person Tranny Ruby Washington gets some hot tranny sex in this scene. Ruby is a midget tranny that has a big cock and always gets the cock that she wants. Ruby gets it by the back here and even gives some cock. This stud pounds Ruby like the little midget whore that she is and she loves it. This guy has the time of his life here because he gets to pound some mini-midget tranny ass. If you like midgets and trannys then you will find no better scene.


I’m just glad to know the P.C. way to refer to a midget ladyboy: Little Person Tranny. Get it right or the little people trannies of the world will… fuck you in the shin!

Wow. Just wow.