October 2008

I’m sorta more of a guy-girl than a girly-girl, so I would never actively seek out an event called something like “girls night out.” But, life at the Dildo Factory takes me many strange places. And last week, it took me to Girls Night Out, hosted by Old School R&B radio station Hot 92.

I would try to explain it, but they say a picture is worth a thousand words. What I want to know is… What is a video OF Girls’ Night Out worth?? Priceless. Someone call MasterCard.

I have to say, I was touched by the sweetness of the sisterhood by the end of the night. No, I’m being serious.

Drill baby, drill!

I’m just about the least political person I know. So you can imagine my shock when the powers that be at Topco Sales breezed past my desk saying, “Write copy for the Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Agh, the horror…! So I Googled key phrases like “Sarah Palin Insults” and “Sarah Palin Dirt,” apprised myself of the “situation” and set out to write the copy for the box.

Writing the copy was fun, watching the photo shoot was fun, but the best part has been watching as my “baby” was released out into world wide web. I want to share my favorite comment of them all, since it’s so close to my heart:

“I just might order it. Hell, there’s a chance she’ll fuck the country, so why not fuck her!
The best part of the Sarah Palin blow up sex doll is the ad copy on the site. I so fucking wish I’d been hired to write it myself” http://bart-calendar.livejournal.com/1122687.html

Hahaha! I WAS hired to write it! Thank you! I also want to say the original copy was much more insulting, but our legal department told me to tone it down! Rrgh!

Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate
• Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass
• Give her a mouthful
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Let her pound your gavel over and over
• Bypass the Bush and have some MILF
• It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol
• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years