If you’ve been following my life at the dildo factory, you know it takes me places I’d normally never go. Well, in doing some research, I came across this website: www.blowmeupsexdolls.com. It had me ROLLING, laughing out loud. My co-workers were all like, “What’s so funny?” And I couldn’t even answer. It’s a site that blows up all the inflatable love dolls on the market so dudes (and chicks) can comparison shop. Here’s what was cracking me up:

WHO would find this sexy?!?!??!!perfectdoll1-21 It looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is like a horror movie! I just imagine a guy pulling this out of the box and dropping it , screamng!
jillkelly9-21

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, just – what?!?!?!? Purple pubes?!?!
shemale9-21

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If that vapid “blonde” look turns you on…
janadoll1-21

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, if the John Holmes Deluxe Realistic Doll really actually IS realistic, I didn’t realize he had such a long… neck and such huge… shoulders.
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The super sexy plastic surgery facelift nightmare doll… Her lip injections look good though…
tokyodiva1-21

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you that get turned on when your chick is YELLING AT YOU!

nikitadenise1-211

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you like a girl who loves suprises… and always looks surprised…
chaseylain9-211

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cleopatra. What the…?

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IT’S A MAN, BABY!! I think I saw “her” on the corner of Santa Monica and Highland on Saturday night. Aye Papy…

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There are a few dolls that I think look pretty good… The Angelina Jolie look alike doll…

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AND, she’s got ink!sophiadolltats Just like Angie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one talks! Which, in my opinion, completely defeats the purpose OF a doll. Why not just get a real girl???!?!

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All joking aside, I was stunned to learn that inflatable dolls sell REALLY well. So, who am I to judge?!

Happy Blowing,
Ali