Life at the Dildo Factory catapulted me into the middle of a paparazzi media storm last Thursday! I parked across the Pacific Coast Highway from the Malibu Beach House and was standing in the center turn lane, waiting and waiting for traffic to stop so I could cross the street. Guys kept slowing to check me out, but none of them would stop and le me cross! I had to finish setting up the Topco Sales Top Secret Room before Lindsay Lohan was supposed to arrive.

Suddenly a black Infinity zooms aroud me, pulls into the center turn lane and makes a left into oncoming traffic. I can’t believe it! I can feel that there is another car uncomfortably close to me, so I turn around and there’s Lindsay in her convertible Lexus, about to turn into the beach house. I take advantage of the screeching traffic and dart across the street, just as Lindsay is walking into the house. I elbow my way past the paparazi and follow her in. They even caught me on paparazzi video:
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Lindsay went into the Topco Top Secret Room and made a bee-line for TLC’s hot pink Private Dancer stripper pole, did a few twirls then became enthralled with the Grrl Toyz Lipstick Vibe.

All girls love this vibe. It’s totally incognito and can just hang out in your purse for those “special moments” when you find yourself alone.

Other A List celebs that have visited the Beach House include Tori Spelling, Busy Phillips and (my fav!) Dexter star, Jennifer Carpenter. Busy Phillips and Jennifer Carpenter with TopcoMany other fabulous people are slated to visit the Beach House this month. To keep up with all things Malibu Beach House , check out  and watch out for the paparazzi! They’re crazy drivers!