It was freezing, but it was a blast! The Vida Vixens hit the streets of Park City during the Sundance Film Festival and stoked everyone with adorable pink Vida beanies!

We had the massagers out on the street and people got a KICK out of that!

Even the mysterious Agent Vida made a brief appearance; just long enough for a few snapshots, but not long enough that they would be able to pinpoint her location.

Drill baby, drill!

I’m just about the least political person I know. So you can imagine my shock when the powers that be at Topco Sales breezed past my desk saying, “Write copy for the Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Agh, the horror…! So I Googled key phrases like “Sarah Palin Insults” and “Sarah Palin Dirt,” apprised myself of the “situation” and set out to write the copy for the box.

Writing the copy was fun, watching the photo shoot was fun, but the best part has been watching as my “baby” was released out into world wide web. I want to share my favorite comment of them all, since it’s so close to my heart:

“I just might order it. Hell, there’s a chance she’ll fuck the country, so why not fuck her!
The best part of the Sarah Palin blow up sex doll is the ad copy on the site. I so fucking wish I’d been hired to write it myself”

Hahaha! I WAS hired to write it! Thank you! I also want to say the original copy was much more insulting, but our legal department told me to tone it down! Rrgh!

Sarah Palin makes sexism sexy
• Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate
• Three ways to do this doll: mouth, pussy or ass
• Give her a mouthful
• Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote
• Let her pound your gavel over and over
• Bypass the Bush and have some MILF
• It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol
• She’s the hottest thing to come out of Alaska in years