I love the wacky people at The Brunching Shuttlecocks. They came up with this quiz. I got 6 out of 12 WRONG!

She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she’s completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the approximately four hundred thousand different “My Little Ponies” they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?

That’s what we’re here to find out. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call.

 

     

                                  Porn Star or Pony
    Cherry Treats
    Lucky Star
    Love Melody
    Daisy Sweet
    Sunshine Blue
    Honey Rose
    Ruby Lips
    Misty Rain
    Green Eyes
    Heart Throb
    Chocolate Delight
    Sweetie Pie
 

 

Click to see how well you know your little pony stars:

http://www.brunching.com/toy-pornorpony.html